(Source: oill-spill, via kush4kae)

andrew-terrence:

California, Disney, Beards, Floral, Citizen, Dapper, Cats, who fucking cares, I’m fucking bored.

(Source: poet72, via girlinabearsuit)

How To Date:

spreadlovenotlies:

Step 1- Buy her pizza.

Step 2- Make her cum.

(via katieisachump)

stevenxmorton won’t let me have children.

stevenxmorton won’t let me have children.

(Source: adultum, via stevenxmorton)

(Source: violators)

diegoinfocus:

Above & Beyond. 

diegoinfocus:

Above & Beyond. 

andrew-terrence:

What I’m really doing tonight tho.

OMG someone feed me!

OMG someone feed me!

(Source: fatty-food, via pizza-weed-cats)

(Source: chromeo)

WHEN I GET DRUNK AND SAY WEIRD SHIT TO PEOPLE BECAUSE IM JUST REALLY AWKWARD

katieisachump:

shitthesignssay:

I know all of you will grossly appreciate this.
You’re welcome, Geminis.
Source [x]


balls. nice.

katieisachump:

shitthesignssay:

I know all of you will grossly appreciate this.

You’re welcome, Geminis.

Source [x]

balls. nice.